I've been marveling at all of the guys I see wearing a plain white T-shirt out and about this summer. Is it mostly because it's been hotter than hell? Or has everyone also decided it's cool to wear an undershirt as your only shirt? And these are undershirt-type white T-shirts I'm talking about. Not classier-looking T-shirts with a little heft to them.
In my wanderings so far this summer, I've seen a woman wearing her (presumably) husband's or boyfriend's white T-shirt with a bra visible underneath and a guy lift up his white T-shirt to wipe the sweat from his face to reveal ... another white T-shirt underneath. Here are a couple of photos I took to document the trend.
The other annoying thing I've been seeing a lot of are boat shoes, aka Docksides.* The other day in my neighborhood, I saw a good-looking guy wearing a snazzy, matching blue-and-gray shirt-and-shorts combo—with ugly dark-brown boat shoes. I wanted to go all Mr. Blackwell on his ass and tell him he'd be better off pulling a Moe Szyslak and wearing Wonder bread bags on his feet.
I saw a guy on the M train wearing a T-shirt that I highly approve of, even though it makes fun of the state of my birth. It said, WHAT HAPPENS IN JERSEY SHOULD STAY IN JERSEY. Ha!
Before I go, I have one more clothing-related gripe. I thought there would be far more casual shirtlessness in the Village than there's been this summer. Come on, guys! It's hotter than the blast furnace of a gay steel mill out there. Take off your damn shirts!
*I always thought they were Docksiders, with an r. That was what I called them when I was a kid and had to wear them because my parents bought them for me. And I freely admit that that situation is probably a major contributor to my dislike of them now.