Overheard in QNY - No More Frowning

by cscfon


At a restaurant in Hells Kitchen during lunch. Two effeminate men chatting.

Man One: If you had told me that at 35 I’d be burying my 18 year-old son, I’d say you were crazy.

Man Two: Did you up your Tina?

Man One: No. I took up swimming instead.

Man Two: Great. Now you get to keep your teeth.