Overheard in QNY - Against The Odds

by cscfon

At a diner in Chelsea that is popular with and usually filled with gays.

Woman One: So it turns out he’s straight AND he has his own apartment AND he has big hands.

Woman Two: SCORE!

They high-five.

Overheard in QNY - Ron-Ron Juice?

by cscfon

Three true Jersey Shore girls on the E train. (They are all overly tanned and vividly bleached. Each is showing midriff and their stylish tramp stamp tattoos. They are wearing tiny tight outfits. And those accents!) One girl starts to climb up and pretend to dance on a vertical metal pole in the subway car. The other two chat.

Girl Two: And I woke up naked and wet with an empty beer bottle in my hand and I had no idea where I was.

Girl Three: (completely serious) Oh my God. I am SO jealous.

Overheard in QNY - No More Frowning

by cscfon


At a restaurant in Hells Kitchen during lunch. Two effeminate men chatting.

Man One: If you had told me that at 35 I’d be burying my 18 year-old son, I’d say you were crazy.

Man Two: Did you up your Tina?

Man One: No. I took up swimming instead.

Man Two: Great. Now you get to keep your teeth.